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Erotic Home Entertainment 72
Year: 1972
Country: The Netherlands
Genre: Classic, Hardcore, Oral
Quality: VHSRip
Language: Original
Studio: Erotic Home Entertainment
File Size: ~500MB
Resolution: 592x448
Duration: 28 min
Format: avi
Download Link(s):
Erotic Home Entertainment 72.avi
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Fulaninha
Year: 1986
Country: Brazil
Genre: Feature, Classic, Comedy, Erotic
Quality: VHSRip
Language: Original
Director: David Neves
Studio: Clobo Video
Starring: Roberto Bonfim, Katia D'Angelo, Nelson Dantas, Jose de Abreu, Mariana de Moraes, Adele Fatima, Monique Lafond, Claudio Marzo, Gilson Moura, Marcos Palmeira, Mario Petraglia
File Size: ~700MB
Resolution: 720x480
Duration: 99 min
Format: avi
Download Link(s):
Fulaninha.part1.rar
Fulaninha.part2.rar
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Frankie And Johnnie... Were Lovers
Year: 1975
Country: USA
Genre: Classic, Feature, Erotic
Quality: DVDRip
Language: Original
Director: Alan Colberg
Studio: Something Weird Video
Starring: Rene Bond, Ric Lutze
Description: In the heart of many a pornographer is a serious filmmaker, feeling stifled by his (or her) medium. Such is the case with FRANKIE AND JOHNNIE, wherein director Alan Colberg freaks out in the "search for meaning" department.
Result is strictly porn, but embedded with so many flashbacks, daydreams and other non-linear material as to be nearly incomprehensible. Basically it is the corny story of on-again/off-again lovers as signified by the song, and played by the familiar team of Rene Bond and Ric Lutze.
She's a successful nightclub singer, and unfortunately we have to listen to half a dozen songs belted by Rene (including a direct-sound live performance of the title number on-stage) off-key. Delusions of adequacy by Colberg made this not only a very softcore exercise, when fans were used to seeing the dynamic duo get it on for real, but a dim-witted showcase for Bond's non-talent as a warbler.
Helping to make it watchable is the always delightful Cyndee Summers, cast as Ric's old flame, who seduces him after his sports car breaks down. Ric is supposedly a race car driver, but the film's most intriguing sequence has him working on some test program at a vast old computer center (pure nostalgia), where Bond visits him and humps him, while the computer screen & its cutesy voice cracks jokes.
Near the end of the film there's plenty of racing around the coast highway by the cast, as Colberg tries to impress us with just the kind of footage you don't find in a porn film. Which raises the question of course, where is the footage you DO expect?
Movie's "tragic" conclusion is a drag, and attempt at sentimentality is lame. It all adds up, despite the surface gloss, to a whole lot less fun than watching Rene & Ric in one of their many XXX 1-day wonders. Colberg switched to hardcore for his subsequent films, all-star affairs but strictly mediocre porn.
File Size: ~700MB
Resolution: 640x480
Duration: 93 min
Format: avi
Download Link(s):
Frankie And Johnnie... Were Lovers.part1.rar
Frankie And Johnnie... Were Lovers.part2.rar
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Celestine
Year: 1974
Country: France
Genre: Lesbian, Female Nudity, Comedy, Erotic
Quality: VHSRip
Language: Original
Director: Jesus Franco
Starring: Lina Romay, Howard Vernon, Olivier Mathot, Pamela Stanford, Nadine Pascal, Philippe Guegan, Raymond Hardy, Catherine Lafferiere, Richard Bigotini, Jean-Pierre Bouyxou
Description: Lina Romay stars as Celestine in this minor French sex-comedy from cult director Jesus Franco, using the pseudonym "Clifford Brown." In 1700s France, Celestine comes to work at the mansion of the Count de la Braquette (Howard Vernon), an impotent old man to whom she must read from the Marquis de Sade before he can fall asleep. Celestine sets about having sex with everyone from the gardener (Ramon Ardid) to virginal niece Martine (Monique Delaunay) and Count Fernand (Olivier Mathot) before the entire household converges on her room for the finale. Franco's film is rather explicit for light comedy, but is primarily a breezy, engaging exploitation trifle. Monica Swinn, Jean-Pierre Bouyxou, and Franco have cameos, and filmmaker Gerard Kikoine served as editor.
Sex comedy from Jess Franco actually has the same source of Luis Bunuel's Diary of a Chambermaid but this here goes for way more laughs. The police raid a brothel and a prostitute (Lina Romay) escapes into the countryside. The woman, Celestine, ends up at a rich folks house where she ends up sleeping with two of the servants who then get her a job as a maid. Before long Celestine is sleeping with everyone trying to bring some joy to their lives. I was really letdown with this film after reading some positive reviews for it. Romay is cute and charming as always but the supporting cast, including Pamela Stanford, Monica Swinn and Howard Vernon are rather dull. The best scene is when Romay is trying to rest in the morning but at least seven people show up for sex. Each time a new one knocks at the door she must try and hide the one she's currently sleeping with.
File Size: ~1400MB
Resolution: 900x534
Duration: 94 min
Format: avi
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Celestine.part1.rar
Celestine.part2.rar
Celestine.part3.rar
Celestine.part4.rar
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Tintorera
Year: 1977
Country: Mexico, Great Britain
Genre: Horror, Erotic, Drama
Language: Spanish
Director: Rene Cardona Jr.
Studio: MGM
Starring: Susan George, Hugo Stiglitz, Andres Garcia, Fiona Lewis
File Size: ~700MB
Resolution: 480x368
Duration: 83 min
Format: avi
Download Link(s):
Tintorera.part1.rar
Tintorera.part2.rar
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